Sebastian the Butler

I work as a bodyguard for Richard Brooke.

AskCriminology: Why have people been referring to me as Loki recently?

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askjimmoriarty:

Ever since that damn Avengers film, I’ve had countless clients and random anon questions asking me if I like pudding, if I have a brother, or if I’m adopted. Then they actually started calling me Loki…. I AM NOT LOKI YOU IDIOTS! For one, Loki is the name of my Tigress, secondly LOKI IS A FICTIONAL…

((angry? i thought it’d be more like, “Sebby, what’s with the costume?”))


…You don’t like pudding?

SM

Posted May 12, 2012 at 6:15 pm 2 notes

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Just Jim making Loki’s face. 

Posted May 12, 2012 at 6:13 pm 2044 notes

Got sick on a mission abroad.

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askjimmoriarty:

askmygunfirst:

Fix it, Jim.

Well had you told me you were going, I would have made sure you had a list of safe things to eat and drink. But since nothing can be done about that now, go wait in my room….I’ll find some sort of medical help for you….

                                                         - JM

How long are you going to take? SM

Posted May 4, 2012 at 10:39 pm 3 notes

askjimmoriarty: So many memories….. now she’s a man eater:

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askjimmoriarty:

So many memories….. now she’s a man eater:

(Source: cuteawesome1)

Posted May 4, 2012 at 10:38 pm 37055 notes

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askjimmoriarty:

askmygunfirst:

askjimmoriarty:

watermelonplz:

Oh hello, Sebastian.

That’s classy Seb, really…. *sigh*

                                                        - JM

Good? No good? SM

Where did you even get this picture? I thought I had it under lock and key for my own personal collection… 

                                          - JM

It’s not like you reblogged it on your Tumblr or anything, Jim.

(Source: gayhomo)

Posted May 2, 2012 at 6:37 pm 75 notes

askjimmoriarty: askmygunfirst: askjimmoriarty: You’ve got to love a man in uniform. Sebastian that isn’t even you!                                                 - JM Not everyone loves themselves, you know… SM Well then how do you know this person is even in uniform? Much less a man? Are you having relations with strange men in alleyways again?                                                                            - JM He was, but not anymore soon after. Not a stranger. You hired him once. Apparently a better-suited assassin than I am.

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askjimmoriarty:

askmygunfirst:

askjimmoriarty:

You’ve got to love a man in uniform.

Sebastian that isn’t even you!

                                                - JM

Not everyone loves themselves, you know… SM

Well then how do you know this person is even in uniform? Much less a man? Are you having relations with strange men in alleyways again?

                                                                           - JM

He was, but not anymore soon after. Not a stranger. You hired him once. Apparently a better-suited assassin than I am.

(Source: dear--jim)

Posted May 2, 2012 at 6:36 pm 35 notes

askjimmoriarty: You’ve got to love a man in uniform. Sebastian that isn’t even you!                                                 - JM Not everyone loves themselves, you know… SM

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askjimmoriarty:

You’ve got to love a man in uniform.

Sebastian that isn’t even you!

                                                - JM

Not everyone loves themselves, you know… SM

(Source: dear--jim)

Posted April 29, 2012 at 8:59 pm 35 notes

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askjimmoriarty:

watermelonplz:

Oh hello, Sebastian.

That’s classy Seb, really…. *sigh*

                                                        - JM

Good? No good? SM

(Source: gayhomo)

Posted April 29, 2012 at 8:56 pm 75 notes

Got sick on a mission abroad.

Fix it, Jim.

Posted April 29, 2012 at 8:54 pm 3 notes

SEBASTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

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askjimmoriarty:

askmygunfirst:

askjimmoriarty:

Where are you, you annoying cunt? I miss you.

                                                                 - JM

Sentimental, Jim. I told you I had jobs overseas. I’m back for a week though. 

SM 

You told me nothing of the sort. You just decided to disappear without a word. You do know YOU WORK FOR ME don’t you? Extracurriculars aren’t allowed….

                                                                               - JM

I told you when you were out having fancy dinner with that girl. SM

Posted April 23, 2012 at 6:30 am 14 notes